The Bell That Can’t Be Un-Run
The Freeze Heard Round the World part 1 by Pastor Incensed Alexander
9/8/20252 min read


⚖️ The Bell That Can’t Be Un-Run
👔 “My name is Hamilton — I built your credit, your Treasury, your very financial bones. And now you go denting my reputation like a rusty coin? For shame!”😅
Here’s the rub: after Russia invaded Ukraine in 2022, the United States and its allies pulled the financial fire alarm. They froze roughly $300 billion in Russian central bank reserves that were parked in foreign accounts, much of it in Treasuries and euros.
Now, picture it: a nation’s rainy-day fund — savings meant to pay for war, pensions, or stabilizing the ruble — suddenly locked away in someone else’s safe. Hamilton says: “That’s not a freeze, that’s a full-on cold storage!”
The message to the world was clear: Treasuries and Western reserves are safe… until they’re not. If you end up on Washington’s or Brussels’ naughty list, your money can vanish faster than Aaron Burr’s patience at a dinner party.
The Un-Ringable Bell 🔔
Once the U.S. froze or seized foreign reserves, the myth of Treasuries as a neutral safe haven cracked like my dueling pistol misfiring.
You cannot “un-show” the world that America will grab your cash if it dislikes your politics.
It’s like inviting guests to dinner, then eating their silverware — they ain’t not coming back for supper.
Historical Precedent 📜
Nixon already pulled a stunt in ’71 — closing the gold window. The dollar survived, but trust took a bruise.
Britain froze Iranian funds in the 1950s. Spoiler: Tehran never forgot.
Russia? They got the full freeze treatment, and Beijing’s taking notes.
Can It Be Repaired? 🛠️ (Hamilton’s Skeptical List)
International Guarantees – Fancy treaties promising assets are sacred. But treaties are like IOUs from Aaron Burr… not worth much.
Transparent Sanctions – Tell the world it’s “rules-based,” not arbitrary. Problem? Folks suspect America writes the rules in invisible ink.
Diplomatic Trust-Building – Always easier said than done. You can’t just charm foreign central bankers with Broadway songs and powdered wigs.
The Genie Escapes 🧞
Central banks are now diversifying faster than Jefferson fleeing my spreadsheets:
• Gold bars stacking up.
• Commodities back in vogue.
• Non-dollar currencies like yuan and euro inching forward.
The dollar still reigns, but the aura’s cracked. Like my marble bust after Jefferson bumped into it “accidentally.”
Closing Sermon 🎤
“Mark my words, citizens: once you seize a man’s treasure, you seize his faith. And a world without faith in the dollar is a world where my financial system starts looking like a tavern IOU.”
Tomorrow "The Freeze Heard Round the World part 2"


