Stalin Lord of Capitalism

🔥 JOSEPH STALIN: Lord CAPITALIST or "Pig in wolves Clothing!😂"

“Stalin didn’t smash capitalism—he NATIONALIZED THE WHOLE THING!”

Dear Saints of the Sacred Supply Chain, I come to briefly take your mind our minds of the US Governments determination to spend more than we make resulting in $36.7 Trillion National debt ($104,000 per person) to let loose a few fun thoughts about Stalin!

The world may call Stalin a socialist, a revolutionary, a man of the people—but I’m here to tell you this turd man wears ideology like cologne. he is Joseph Stalin? That man doused himself in Marx and strutted into history not as a liberator of labor... but as the most ruthless CEO the world has ever seen.

🏭 Creation of the Goldless CORPORATION CALLED THE USSR

Yes, Stalin took over Russia—but he didn’t liberate the workers. He just eliminated the board of directors and made himself the CEO for life!

Stalin wasn’t sitting on a rock smoking a peace pipe in the rings of Native American communism. USSR Communism was the purest form Capitalist oppression avaliable earth! Imagine 1880's Standard Oil Taking over the US Government with ida Tarbell in the Gulag.

Let’s break it down:

• 🛠 Means of production? He seized ’em all! Factories, farms, mines — every blessed bolt and bushel.

• 💰 Competition? Eliminated! Monopolies? No need — there was only one company: The State.

• 📋 Workers’ rights? You had the right to work or pretend to work… or you may just vanish.

• 🧾 Paychecks? Same for the hard or innovative as for the mock workers! ( larping bridges to nowhere )

• 🚨 Unions? HA! They didn’t negotiate — they were State employees too!

That’s right — he turned the Soviet Union into the world’s biggest, cruelest, vertically integrated megacorp, with no customers, no refunds, and mandatory subscriptions in blood.

👔 STALIN’S BUSINESS MODEL: PRODUCE, STARVE, PURGE

Now I know what you're thinking: "Preacher, capitalism is about freedom!"
Exactly! That’s what makes Stalin a perversion of it! He kept the structure of capitalism—supply chains, labor systems, production quotas—but he tore out the soul of choice, competition, and reward.

• Stalin didn’t ask what the people wanted. Because he owned you.

• He didn’t earn a market—he conscripted it.

• He didn’t incentivize innovation—he imprisoned those who thought too freely.

Imagine Walmart, if it also controlled the police, your rent, your medical care, your textbooks, and your obituary. That’s Stalinism. That’s not utopia—that’s despotism!

🧊 A COLD CAPITALISM, WITHOUT A CONSCIENCE

Where was the charity?
Where was the dignity?
Where was the profit-sharing?

I’ll tell you where it was: in Stalin’s back pocket, while millions froze in Siberia or starved in the fields of Ukraine!

He replaced the shareholder with the state, and the bottom line became “Obey or disappear.” That’s not socialism. That’s just capitalism run by a megalomaniac with a mustache and a death list.

📜 SO SAYETH THE MARKET SCRIPTURE:

• Capitalism without choice is oppression.

• Capitalism without moral balance is slavery.

• Capitalism without the dignity of labor is just a gulag in a gray suit.

🕊️ SAINTS OF THE SANCTIFIED MARKETPLACE, RISE!

Do not be fooled by red flags and old posters, my brethren.
Stalin didn’t abolish capitalism — he hijacked it, choked it, and called the ashes “equality.”

But we, the people of free enterprise and just reward, we say:

Let capitalism be free!
Let markets breathe!
Let labor be honored and not herded!
And let no man ever again profit from the suffering of the many, while calling it "the will of the people."

Say it with me now:

Down with the tyranny of the One-Party Corporation!
Up with liberty, labor, and the holy balance of free markets!
AMEN, and pass the quarterly earnings! 📈💥🙌