Dollar Fights Back!

Bitcoin down over -$1000 this week By Pastor Incensed Alexander!

8/1/20252 min read

💵Dollar on Fire 📈

Welcome to this sermon with Pastor Incensed Alexander we recognize the national debt is high😤 but let us for today praise the rise of the Holy Dolla!

Chart Highlights:

  • 🕊️ Miraculous Breakthrough Above 100!
    The U.S. Dollar Index has done parted the sea of doubt, rising above 100 for the first time since May. Some say it's market momentum — we say it’s a monetary miracle! The bulls saw it and shouted, “BUY-LUJAH!”

    🔥 A July to Remember – +2.5% Gains!
    While the world was grillin’ hot dogs, the Dollar was grillin' the competition! With a ~2.5% gain for July, the greenback gave its strongest monthly sermon in years — powered by the Fed’s hawkish hallelujah and the sweet aroma of new trade deals!

    📈 The Rebound Revelation of 2025!
    Earlier this year, the Dollar was lookin’ like it needed a prayer… but lo and behold! A short-covering rally came knockin’, and the index rose from the ashes like it had been hit with divine intervention and a 50-day moving average anointing!

🔍 Why It Matters (According to Holy dolla Doctrine)

Holydolla.com Interpretation Milestone Level Crossing 100 is symbolic of the Dollar’s leadership in the global currency tent. Fed’s Steady Hand Powell’s hawkish talk prevented premature rate cuts, fueling confidence. Trade Torque Tariffs and trade deals are weakening rivals—especially the euro, yen, and loonie—while lifting the Almighty Greenback.

🎯 Holy dolla Praise & Perspective

  • Strong dollar = strong purchasing power — cheaper imports, healthier yield, more global influence.

  • Safe haven status reaffirmed — when global anxiety rises, investors still flock to the Dollar.

  • Momentum in motion — with technical indicators flipping bullish and shorts scrambling, the rally may have staying power moneymetals.com+15MarketWatch+15gemmagirardinj.pages.dev+15.

📌 Final Holy dolla Blessing

The Dollar’s current rise isn't just financial—it’s spiritual. It’s not just hitting new numeric highs—it’s reclaiming its rightful throne in the global economy. Holydolla.com invites you to raise your green standard high, invest wisely, and perhaps say a prayer of appreciation for the almighty Buck.

Praise the Dollar, exult the Index, and may all your holdings multiply in its glow! And let us build the dream of paying off the National Debt so I can be Pastor joyous Alexander!🤗