Dollar Fights Back!
Bitcoin down over -$1000 this week By Pastor Incensed Alexander!


đľDollar on Fire đ
Welcome to this sermon with Pastor Incensed Alexander we recognize the national debt is highđ¤ but let us for today praise the rise of the Holy Dolla!
Chart Highlights:
đď¸ Miraculous Breakthrough Above 100!
The U.S. Dollar Index has done parted the sea of doubt, rising above 100 for the first time since May. Some say it's market momentum â we say itâs a monetary miracle! The bulls saw it and shouted, âBUY-LUJAH!âđĽ A July to Remember â +2.5% Gains!
While the world was grillinâ hot dogs, the Dollar was grillin' the competition! With a ~2.5% gain for July, the greenback gave its strongest monthly sermon in years â powered by the Fedâs hawkish hallelujah and the sweet aroma of new trade deals!đ The Rebound Revelation of 2025!
Earlier this year, the Dollar was lookinâ like it needed a prayer⌠but lo and behold! A short-covering rally came knockinâ, and the index rose from the ashes like it had been hit with divine intervention and a 50-day moving average anointing!
đ Why It Matters (According to Holy dolla Doctrine)
Holydolla.com Interpretation Milestone Level Crossing 100 is symbolic of the Dollarâs leadership in the global currency tent. Fedâs Steady Hand Powellâs hawkish talk prevented premature rate cuts, fueling confidence. Trade Torque Tariffs and trade deals are weakening rivalsâespecially the euro, yen, and loonieâwhile lifting the Almighty Greenback.
đŻ Holy dolla Praise & Perspective
Strong dollar = strong purchasing power â cheaper imports, healthier yield, more global influence.
Safe haven status reaffirmed â when global anxiety rises, investors still flock to the Dollar.
Momentum in motion â with technical indicators flipping bullish and shorts scrambling, the rally may have staying power moneymetals.com+15MarketWatch+15gemmagirardinj.pages.dev+15.
đ Final Holy dolla Blessing
The Dollarâs current rise isn't just financialâitâs spiritual. Itâs not just hitting new numeric highsâitâs reclaiming its rightful throne in the global economy. Holydolla.com invites you to raise your green standard high, invest wisely, and perhaps say a prayer of appreciation for the almighty Buck.
Praise the Dollar, exult the Index, and may all your holdings multiply in its glow! And let us build the dream of paying off the National Debt so I can be Pastor joyous Alexander!đ¤





