Ask Not What Your Landlord Can Do For You 🙅‍♂️ —Ask How We Build a Land of Owners 🏠🇺🇸

By Peeved Pope John 35 (👻🇺🇸 Still Irish, Eternally Handsome)

My fellow Americans 🇺🇸—

We’ve lived too long in a tribute economy 💸. Too long handing over sacks of rent like peasants at the castle gates 🏰.

But we are not here to bow. We are here to build. 🛠️

Not a land of renters. Not a land of serfs. But a land of owners. 🏠✨

The Vision 🌅

Imagine an America where:

• Every family can buy a starter home as easily as a car 🚗.

• Keys 🔑 are as common as pay stubs 💵.

• Ownership isn’t a privilege for the few, but the standard for the many 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦.

No more “temporary guest” visas 🎟️ for renters.

No more American Lease 📄.

We deserve The American Deed 📜.

The Numbers Give Us Urgency 🔢

💰 Americans spend $660 billion a year on rent — money that could be building equity 📈 instead of castles for landlords 👑.

📉 First-time buyers are at their lowest share in decades — a generation fenced out by design 🚫.

But here’s the hope 🌟:

Every policy, every reform, every brick laid toward affordable homes brings us closer to a republic of owners 🏛️.

How We Build It 🛠️

We can make this real:

• 🏗️ Build millions of starter homes again.

• 🦈 Give families first chance at homes before Wall Street.

• 🚪 Tear down zoning walls that lock ordinary people out.

• 💳 Simplify buying a home until it’s as easy as buying a Honda Civic.

This isn’t a fantasy. It’s a choice. A policy choice. A citizenship choice.

Ask Not… 🎤

So I say to you today:

Ask not what your landlord can do for you 🙅‍♂️ — ask how we will build a Land of Owners 🏠🇺🇸.

For when citizens hold keys 🔑, we hold power ⚡.

When families own homes 🏡, they own futures 🌅.

And when America is a land of owners, it is a land of true citizens 🗽.